So Happy It's Tuesday

o Happy it's FAT TUESDAY Trail: Beads, Blessings, & Bad Decisions
Laissez les bons temps rouler, ya filthy animals! It's time to trade your dignity for plastic jewelry. We aren't saying you're fat, but after this trail, your liver might be. This isn't just a stroll; it's a high-sequin pilgrimage through the hallowed (and unhallowed) grounds of Fairfax at GMU.
 The Vibe: Saints & Sinners
We're bringing the French Quarter to the DMV. Expect a "Religious Advisor" on-site to hear your pre-trail confessions--though, let's be honest, they'll probably just tell you to do three shots of bourbon and say two "Hail Marys" while flashing a passing Prius.
Whether you're seeking a spiritual awakening or just a place to lose your inhibitions (and your socks), this trail has it all: winding student vistas, majestic university housing, and enough academic prestige to make you feel smart while doing something incredibly stupid.
 The Nitty Gritty
The Feast: We've got the King Cake. If you find the plastic baby, congratulations! You're either the King of the Trail or you're paying for next year's bail money.
The Attire: Sequins are mandatory; shame is optional. Show off your beads, your glitter, or whatever else you feel like exposing to the fine students of George Mason.
 The Miles (Approximately)
Choose your penance:

Walkers 3.00069
Runners 4.69

Location:
10615 Braddock Rd, Fairfax, VA 22032