The "St. Patrick's Pub Crawl" Trail
{Pub to Pub to Pub... What can go wrong !?!
(HEADLAMP)
Trail #1198 Ashburn, VA 20147
March 17th, 2016
Description:
It's St. Patrick's Day... so what does that mean? Leave your livers at
home... it is a Pub Crawl!!
Pub Crawl: (sometimes called a bar tour, bar crawl, or pub-hopping) is the
act of visiting multiple pubs or bars in a single session.
Well... you don't actually have to 'crawl', you can walk!! Some still like
adding a runners' trail to the event. This year's event will be at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164.
We will start off at the Blue Ridge Grill: 44065 Ashburn Shopping Plaza,
Ashburn, VA 20147
Then cozy over to The Pub (I know It's "The Pub" because is says so!!):
44065 Ashburn Shopping Plaza, Ashburn, VA 20147
And then finish off over at Finnegan's Grill & Irish Pub: 44050 Ashburn
Shopping Plaza.
START: is at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164"
WHERE: "START" location for this week's So Happy Its Tuesday trail is at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164".
COST: Is on your own!!
TIME: Sign-In: 06:30pm ~ Hares Away: 07:00pm ~ SUNSET: 05:58pm...
WEATHER: High "82" ~ Low "42" ~ Sunny w/5 chance of Showers ~ Wind S at 5
mph ~ 45% Humidity.
HARES: "Mystery Hare", & his or her "Mystery Hare"
D'ERECTIONS:
METRO: NOT THIS WEEK!!
DRIVING:
From Sterling/Herndon/Reston:
START is at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164": From Route 7, Take a LEFT onto Ashburn Village Boulevard and turn a
RIGHT into the shopping center at the intersection of Gloucester Parkway.
From Route 28, Take a RIGHT onto Gloucester Parkway and turn RIGHT into the
shopping center just past Ashburn Village Boulevard.
From the Beltway:
START is at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164": Find your way to Route 28 (Dulles Toll Road) or Route 7 and follow
directions above.
Or check the old fashioned way... GET A MAP!!
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164"
Park and look for wankers milling around. If you get lost... call AHHB at:
703.622.8697 (I won't answer, but it's good to know that I still have a
phone).
On-On-On:
OnOnOn: TBD at: "
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, Burke, VA
22015-2640" (or wherever you've gotten lost!).
D'ERECTIONS:
FROM "START": (depending where you parked)...
TBD at: "
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, Burke, VA
22015-2640".
PRELUBE: TBD at: "
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, Burke, VA
22015-2640".
ADD'L INFO: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!!
Miscellaneous: Trail will be... A to A:
Dog Friendly Factor: Tough Dogs Only...
Stroller Friendly Factor: Walkers' Trail... NOT!!
Final Disclaimer: Bring dry clothes and shoes, bug spray, sunscreen (NOT!!),
condoms (as always... be safe!!), your grandmother's underwear (why... we
don't know. Hummm... or is it... you never know?), and your appetite for
some fine beers from all over the world!! And... finally... should we remind
you... shiggy-socks and/or PI Block.
Oh... and please don't forget those beautiful, young female virgins!!
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QUESTIONS: Contact And How's Her Bush: <mailto:AndHowsHerBush@fastmail.com>
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Or Call: 703-622-8697
And How's Her Bush
(InBev for short)
| Hasher | Count |
|---|---|
| And How's Her Bush | 212 |
| The Udder Ho | 119 |
| Parent's Weekend | 105 |
| Herpiclies | 102 |
| Wookin' Pa Nub | 79 |
| Fingrrrrrrrrrr | 69 |
| Lumber Scat | 52 |
| 14 Karat C*ck | 51 |
| Lube Me Up Scotty | 43 |
| All The Way In | 42 |
| Running bhare | 42 |
| Dixie Queen | 41 |
| Porn To Fail | 38 |
| Field of Cream | 37 |
| Nuclear Jism | 37 |
| Tupperware | 35 |
| B*tch Where My Money? | 34 |
| I Cunt Hear U | 34 |
| Sorest Rump | 34 |
| $10 OAR | 33 |
| Doctor Cockulus | 32 |
| Holy Fuck | 26 |
| Lactose Tolerant | 26 |
| Fight of the Bumble Tree | 25 |
| Fire in the Cornhole | 25 |
| Free P*ssy to Good Home | 25 |
| Vaginger Monologues | 25 |
| She Fingered Me | 24 |
| Mini Barbarino | 23 |
| Gets Off Easy | 22 |
| Certified Underwater Naval Technician | 19 |
| P.ENnIS | 19 |
| Polish Face Polish | 19 |
| Skinny Dickens | 19 |
| Stick It In My Socket | 19 |
| Cum of a Cum of a Sailor | 18 |
| Dick Panties | 18 |
| So Hot I'll Turn You Gay | 18 |
| The Walking Head | 18 |
| Corn on the Cock | 17 |
| Gonna Prolly Spew | 17 |
| I'd Rather F*ck My Sister | 17 |
| Patent Pounding | 17 |
| White Kane | 17 |
| Penis Fly Trap | 16 |
| Silver Lining | 16 |
| Taster's Choice | 16 |
| Tikki Tooki Timbo No See Nimbo Booey-Hooey Bushy-Fooey Pom-Pom Nikki Nomi | 16 |
| AARPenis | 15 |
| Hood Whorenament | 15 |
| Fatboy Slim | 14 |
| Horse Jerker | 14 |
| Narcolingus | 14 |
| Strokin' My Wife Away | 14 |
| Air Spanker One | 13 |
| Busted Bush | 13 |
| Cradle To The Dreidel | 13 |
| Done in 6 Seconds | 13 |
| Little Cock That Won't | 13 |
| Mystery Hare!!! | 13 |
| Cop S Interruptus | 12 |
| Davy Crotch Itch | 12 |
| Dead Hare | 12 |
| Everyone's On My Ass | 12 |
| Lush of the Irish | 12 |
| The Great White Milf | 12 |
| Ass Ogre | 11 |
| Dr. Strangelove | 11 |
| Drillbert Stinker Dick the Cricket Negotiator | 11 |
| Gladiater | 11 |
| Hug High-Five Ghost | 11 |
| Sister's On Top | 11 |
| Watergate | 11 |
| Whorganic | 11 |
| Blackout Mount | 10 |
| CockSpur the Friendly Host | 10 |
| My Little Bologna Pony | 10 |
| No Name Nyet | 10 |
| Permanently Screwed | 10 |
| Red Roof Inn | 10 |
| The Otter Pink Meat | 10 |
| Bad Dog | 9 |
| Dick Trashy | 9 |
| I'm Falling And I Can't Get It Up | 9 |
| Metro Ho | 9 |
| Snatchasnorous | 9 |
| Doggie Madison | 8 |
| French Toasted | 8 |
| Lick That When You're Done | 8 |
| Obese Wan Kenobi | 8 |
| On On Ring Off | 8 |
| Put It In My Mouth Bitch | 8 |
| Rash on the Gash | 8 |
| Split Pussynality | 8 |
| Alaskan Craplegs | 7 |
| Hermaphrodites on Unicycles | 7 |
| Hooked on Yonics | 7 |
| Like A Good Neighbor My Cooch Is Bare | 7 |
| MotorMouth | 7 |
| Pene en la Boca | 7 |
| Poonskin Cap | 7 |
| Seed Me After Class | 7 |
| The Whore of Sarajevo | 7 |
| Your Honor, I Suck Cock | 7 |
| Amnesia Down There | 6 |
| Curb Job | 6 |
| Dr. Karen Amish Mechanic | 6 |
| O-69 | 6 |
| Pee-Wee's Gayhouse | 6 |
| Pencil Dick | 6 |
| Pussy Coast Highway | 6 |
| Shamrock Your Cock | 6 |
| Summer's Eve | 6 |
| TBD | 6 |
| Typical Woman | 6 |
| Amber Alert | 5 |
| Chlorine Kills Everything | 5 |
| Concealed in my Camel-Toe | 5 |
| Daddy's Little Girl Swallows | 5 |
| DIY and Cry | 5 |
| Horse With No Name | 5 |
| I Can't Believe It is Not Herpes | 5 |
| Kinky Ketamine Caper | 5 |
| M.T.Me | 5 |
| Mark Twaint | 5 |
| Moroccan Mole | 5 |
| Mr. Softie | 5 |
| Passion of a Dumbass | 5 |
| Penetration Without Authorization | 5 |
| Pounds It Hard | 5 |
| Puke Me Up Buttercup | 5 |
| Rodem and Wrectum | 5 |
| Rodeo Fuck | 5 |
| Saskatchewsnatch | 5 |
| Stab My Cock | 5 |
| Survival Of The Spitist | 5 |
| Taint My Juicy Pie | 5 |
| Three Holer | 5 |
| Uber Spewer | 5 |
| Up Her Alley | 5 |
| Whack-a-Mole | 5 |
| Whore Revoir | 5 |
| Beer Bitch | 4 |
| Boobin Hood | 4 |
| Bored of Erections | 4 |
| Buddhi Jump-Her | 4 |
| Bukake Derby | 4 |
| Coin Operated | 4 |
| Cum and Do Skipper | 4 |
| Dirty Dog | 4 |
| Everyone Got Some | 4 |
| Everything But the Kitchen Sink | 4 |
| Give Me Anal Or Give Me Meth | 4 |
| Grease Monkey | 4 |
| HazMatt | 4 |
| How Big Is Your Flower | 4 |
| Humpty Bunky | 4 |
| Hybred | 4 |
| Just Zach | 4 |
| Mouthful | 4 |
| Mr. GoodWench | 4 |
| Our Own Vanna | 4 |
| Penis Pen Pal | 4 |
| Quack Quack, Bitch | 4 |
| Quick Closing | 4 |
| Screws On First | 4 |
| Sir Shaves A Lot | 4 |
| Sleeping Boozy | 4 |
| Soft Serve Custer | 4 |
| Sweet Baby Jesus | 4 |
| Wine and Cheese | 4 |
| You Only Cum Once | 4 |
| Bumspringa | 3 |
| Can't Find Pussy In A Haystack | 3 |
| Can't Talk with My Mouth Full | 3 |
| Closet Slut | 3 |
| Cockodile Hunter | 3 |
| Commando Conundrum | 3 |
| Cunning Runt | 3 |
| Daddy's Little Fucktard | 3 |
| Dahmer | 3 |
| Deep Shit | 3 |
| Designer Bush | 3 |
| Dole in the Hole | 3 |
| Fish N Tits | 3 |
| Flatulating on Random Bitches | 3 |
| Foreskin Bloody Foreskin | 3 |
| Fox Twat | 3 |
| Friendly Thighs | 3 |
| Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks | 3 |
| Full Metal Balls | 3 |
| Geezer Pleaser | 3 |
| General Flo's Chicken | 3 |
| Ginger Snatch | 3 |
| Grinding Nemo | 3 |
| Hand 2 Hand Cumbat | 3 |
| Have You Seen My Precious? | 3 |
| I can tuna piana but I can't find your d*ck | 3 |
| Inca Stinka | 3 |
| Just Josh | 3 |
| Just Julie | 3 |
| Just Susan | 3 |
| La Whore de France | 3 |
| Mismanagement | 3 |
| Missing Link | 3 |
| Open Whore Policy | 3 |
| Pay Before you Pump | 3 |
| Pay Per View | 3 |
| Pebbles For Pussy | 3 |
| Please Step Away From The Whores | 3 |
| Pothole | 3 |
| Private Snowball | 3 |
| Pyro | 3 |
| Senior Doucheberg | 3 |
| Shea Coco Butthurt | 3 |
| Shit Tipped Dingaling (STD) | 3 |
| The Clorox Kid | 3 |
| Three Holes...No Waiting | 3 |
| Upper Cunt | 3 |
| 1000 Watt Twat | 2 |
| 32ChickenFucker1903.7(a) | 2 |
| Areola Borealis | 2 |
| Bite Me Elmo | 2 |
| Boobah the Beef Princess | 2 |
| Bow Chicka Bow Bow | 2 |
| Chasing the Beast | 2 |
| Chessnuts | 2 |
| Circular Breeding | 2 |
| Cruisin For a Vajuicin | 2 |
| Dallas | 2 |
| Dangerously Close | 2 |
| Double Ohhh Positive | 2 |
| Drunk and DisWhorederly | 2 |
| Dwarfus Interuptus | 2 |
| Dykon My Nikon | 2 |
| Elementary My Dear Twatson | 2 |
| Gay Ship Lollipop | 2 |
| Gerry A$$ Tricks | 2 |
| Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds | 2 |
| Grape Gape | 2 |
| Happy on his knees | 2 |
| Hareless | 2 |
| Heaven's Gape | 2 |
| I Faked Them All | 2 |
| I Lost My Keys In A Man Named Frisco | 2 |
| I R Gay | 2 |
| I'm Gonna Geek You Sucka | 2 |
| IMAX Climax | 2 |
| Jerkin the Gherkin | 2 |
| Just Beth | 2 |
| Just Stephanie | 2 |
| Just Steve | 2 |
| Just Wayne | 2 |
| Let's Go F*ck! | 2 |
| Liar Liar Vagina On Fire | 2 |
| Life Styles of The Wine And Anus | 2 |
| Lips & Assholes | 2 |
| Mathturbates | 2 |
| Muffaluffagous | 2 |
| My Nuts Ride Shotgun | 2 |
| Nail Me, Don't Jail Me | 2 |
| Naughty Pine | 2 |
| Naval Jelly | 2 |
| Need Hares | 2 |
| Nippoles Cage | 2 |
| No Time To Wipe | 2 |
| Osama Bin Hashing | 2 |
| Party Pooper | 2 |
| Possession of Swollen Goods | 2 |
| Purple Peter Eater | 2 |
| Red River Runs Through It | 2 |
| RoboCock | 2 |
| Runs With Bulls | 2 |
| Short Cummings | 2 |
| Slow To Cum | 2 |
| Spike | 2 |
| Spitz | 2 |
| Straight In the navy | 2 |
| Suck Toe Real Slow | 2 |
| Suckled To B | 2 |
| T.O.M. (All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat) | 2 |
| Target Practice | 2 |
| Tony Panda | 2 |
| Tooth Fairy | 2 |
| Tour Duh Whore | 2 |
| Trickle Treat | 2 |
| Vagina Minor | 2 |
| Virgin Avec Mary (VAM) | 2 |
| Whore Chicken | 2 |
| Wreath Around | 2 |
| You Must Be This Tall To Ride | 2 |
| 3 Holer | 1 |
| 6 FROM BEHIND | 1 |
| A$$hole Cheese Slammer | 1 |
| Anal Roseary Beads | 1 |
| Arrested Development | 1 |
| Assault My Ass | 1 |
| Billy Goat Mother F*cker | 1 |
| BloJack | 1 |
| Blue Balls Blocker | 1 |
| Blue Bear | 1 |
| Broken Dicklish | 1 |
| Bumper StickHer | 1 |
| C: <ENTER> ### | 1 |
| Camo Sutra | 1 |
| Cheap A$$ Gigilo | 1 |
| Checkered Fag | 1 |
| Chock Full of Cock | 1 |
| Choo Choo in the Poo Poo | 1 |
| Close Your Eyes & Hope 4 the Breast | 1 |
| Crash Test Dummy | 1 |
| Cum Brue Lay | 1 |
| Cum O Yee Faithful | 1 |
| Deer Penthouse | 1 |
| Department of Vegetable Affairs | 1 |
| Dick In The Eye | 1 |
| Dildo Baggins | 1 |
| Dildo Shaggins | 1 |
| Doctor Karen Amish Horse Dumpster Mechanic | 1 |
| Double Stack | 1 |
| Dual Airbags | 1 |
| Dude No Insertion | 1 |
| Dungeons and Dragqueens | 1 |
| EEE! EEE! EEE! | 1 |
| Elaine BenAss | 1 |
| Erectional Officer | 1 |
| Explodes On Impact | 1 |
| F By Numbers | 1 |
| Fakers Dozen | 1 |
| Field of Creams | 1 |
| Flamming Unit Jr | 1 |
| Flour Puff | 1 |
| Fluffer | 1 |
| For Sale or Rent | 1 |
| Foreskin and Seven Men Ago | 1 |
| Four Floors and Seven Seconds Ago | 1 |
| FU Long Time | 1 |
| Fuck Her Punch | 1 |
| Fud Mucker | 1 |
| Gavel Gobbler | 1 |
| Gay Station | 1 |
| GBOF | 1 |
| Get Off the Babysitter | 1 |
| Gimme an Oohhh | 1 |
| Go F Yourself | 1 |
| Golden Showers | 1 |
| Great White Lie | 1 |
| Guidance Cuntselor | 1 |
| Hasher Humper | 1 |
| I Don't Ride Bitch | 1 |
| I Streak In Syria | 1 |
| I'm Not Horny, He's my brother | 1 |
| I've Fallen And I Can't Get Off | 1 |
| IHOV | 1 |
| Immaculate Deception | 1 |
| In-Cumming!!! | 1 |
| Indecent Proposal | 1 |
| IO Watchin' You | 1 |
| Itemized Seductions | 1 |
| Ivy Licker | 1 |
| JizzRcize 5 Guys | 1 |
| John Cougar Melon Tramp | 1 |
| Just Alex | 1 |
| Just Alyssa | 1 |
| Just Brittany | 1 |
| Just Carl | 1 |
| Just Christie | 1 |
| Just Christina F | 1 |
| Just Dan | 1 |
| Just Daniel | 1 |
| Just Don | 1 |
| Just Donald | 1 |
| Just Donna Lee | 1 |
| Just Dusty | 1 |
| Just Elissa | 1 |
| Just Eric | 1 |
| Just Finnegan | 1 |
| Just Gary | 1 |
| Just Grady | 1 |
| Just Ishu | 1 |
| Just Janice | 1 |
| Just Jeremy | 1 |
| Just Jess | 1 |
| Just Johnny | 1 |
| Just Jolie | 1 |
| Just Joseph | 1 |
| Just Karl | 1 |
| Just Kate | 1 |
| Just Kirsten | 1 |
| Just Laurie | 1 |
| Just Lynda | 1 |
| Just Maggie | 1 |
| Just Mallory | 1 |
| Just Marcus | 1 |
| Just Marisa | 1 |
| Just Meesh | 1 |
| Just Michael | 1 |
| Just Mike | 1 |
| Just Mo | 1 |
| Just Olga | 1 |
| Just Pandora | 1 |
| Just Pat | 1 |
| Just Pavonka | 1 |
| Just Rachelle | 1 |
| Just Robert | 1 |
| Just Sharif | 1 |
| Just Stephen | 1 |
| Just Tim | 1 |
| Just Tori | 1 |
| Just Tricia | 1 |
| Just Wade | 1 |
| Just Yuliya | 1 |
| Kiel Bastard | 1 |
| Kiss My Axiom | 1 |
| Knee Deep Pussy High | 1 |
| Knock Knock It's Daddy | 1 |
| Laserpuss | 1 |
| Lassie | 1 |
| Late Cummer | 1 |
| Late Nite Drive Thru | 1 |
| Lazer Shit | 1 |
| Leave It For Beaver | 1 |
| Left It On For Length | 1 |
| Little Big One | 1 |
| Little DebuTwat | 1 |
| M.I.C Och Shoots Blanks | 1 |
| Mary Mary Cunt-So-Hairy | 1 |
| Master Queef Petty Fucker | 1 |
| Mattress, Queen of the jungle juice | 1 |
| Meet the Parents | 1 |
| Mellow Foreskin Cheese | 1 |
| Mount Me Tender Mount Me Quickly | 1 |
| Mowgli | 1 |
| My Ass Hurts | 1 |
| Nasty When Wet | 1 |
| Nasty Whisky Stick | 1 |
| Necropheliairlines | 1 |
| Nice Shoes Wanna F*ck | 1 |
| NightStalker | 1 |
| Not A Real Cop [NARC] | 1 |
| Octopussy | 1 |
| One Eye Willie | 1 |
| Operation Tank Repo | 1 |
| Oral Birth Control | 1 |
| Parallel Porking | 1 |
| Peek-a-poo | 1 |
| Piece of Ass Ogre | 1 |
| PITA | 1 |
| Plivates Plactice | 1 |
| Poon Toupee | 1 |
| Princess Jizzmine | 1 |
| Pussy - It's What's For Dinner | 1 |
| Radioactive Cum Swallower | 1 |
| Raise My Titanic | 1 |
| Read Between The Slime | 1 |
| Red Foreskin | 1 |
| Road Whore | 1 |
| Rocky Whore | 1 |
| Rough Put | 1 |
| S. S. Minnow | 1 |
| Sargasm | 1 |
| SemiCuntDuctor | 1 |
| SerLan SaLittle | 1 |
| Shit Or Get Off The Pot | 1 |
| Side Show Boobs | 1 |
| Sizzle Sack | 1 |
| Slurpee | 1 |
| Smell my Fish | 1 |
| Snap Crackle Poop | 1 |
| Sour Snatch My Rubber Back | 1 |
| Spinal Tap | 1 |
| Sucks It Blue | 1 |
| SWWAT | 1 |
| Taste the Rainblow | 1 |
| TBOS | 1 |
| Telecummer | 1 |
| Test Tube Baby | 1 |
| Thanks, But I Can't Fit It In | 1 |
| The Hebrew SlamHer | 1 |
| Third Base Cooch | 1 |
| Three Laws of Never Getting Laid | 1 |
| Triple Nipple | 1 |
| Uncoordinated Slippery Seaman Receptacle | 1 |
| We Got a Bleeder | 1 |
| Where's the Beef? | 1 |
| Whorespower | 1 |
| Will Squat for Beer | 1 |
| Winter Wookie Bush | 1 |
| Yariben | 1 |