Welcome to the 19th year of the Tour d'Hash (Thanks, JackOff!!)
The So Happy It's Tuesday Hash House Harriers have the privilege, yet again, of hosting the Tuesday version of the Tour. We will bring you the Sixth Leg of the Tour and as usual, we hope you will not be disappointed!! This leg
will have plenty of trail running/walking for your pleasure and it will be
hared by a plethora of Sh*tters (amazing how many volunteer when it's
something special!! Where are those "volunteers" when you need them when
it's twenty degrees outside and snowing or on a rain soaked Spring day?)
Just to let you know... it might be wise to bring your own drinking vessel?
So Happy It's Tuesday has raised their price... Six Dollars if you need to
be provided a drinking vessel!! Otherwise... we are still just a Five Dollar
kennel. We are on a goal of weeding out having to provide a drinking vessel
for our kennel, and now it's time to pass that on to OTHER regulars of the
TOUR!!
However, for those first-timers or Out-of-Towners... we will still provide
that for free. Bring an extra few dollars and we do have Beer Koozies and
Beer Mugs for sale.
From all of us at So Happy It's Tuesday, "Thanks" for coming back out to the
Tourl! See you all on Tuesday...
PRELUBE: Chuy's: at: "21365 Epicerie Plaza, Sterling, VA. 20164
ADD'L INFO: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!!
Miscellaneous: Trail will be... A to A:
Dog Friendly Factor: Tough Dogs Only...
Stroller Friendly Factor: Walkers' Trail... NOT!!
METRO: NOT THIS WEEK!!
DRIVING:
From Sterling/Herndon/Reston:
From Route 7 (heading WEST)... Take a LEFT onto Cascades Parkway and takeyour third RIGHT onto Nokes Boulevard followed by a RIGHT onto Ridgetop Circle, followed by a RIGHT onto Manekin Plaza to: "45020 Manekin Plaza
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/46020+Manekin+Plz,+Sterling,+VA+20166/@39
.0240603,-77.4072196,878m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b639bbfdb65681:0x1
bc61472d6b7f57a!8m2!3d39.0240603!4d-77.4072196!16s%2Fg%2F11cpf935c8?entry=tt
u&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDYwMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> , Sterling, VA. 20166".
From Route 28 (heading NORTH)... Take the exit for Nokes Boulevard and
continue to a LEFT onto Ridgetop Circle, followed by a RIGHT onto Manekin
Plaza to: "45020 Manekin Plaza
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/46020+Manekin+Plz,+Sterling,+VA+20166/@39
.0240603,-77.4072196,878m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b639bbfdb65681:0x1
bc61472d6b7f57a!8m2!3d39.0240603!4d-77.4072196!16s%2Fg%2F11cpf935c8?entry=tt
u&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDYwMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> , Sterling, VA. 20166".
From the Beltway:
Option 1: Take the Dulles Toll Road to the Exit for Route 28... Turn RIGHT
onto Route 28 and follow the directions above to: "45020 Manekin Plaza
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/46020+Manekin+Plz,+Sterling,+VA+20166/@39
.0240603,-77.4072196,878m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b639bbfdb65681:0x1
bc61472d6b7f57a!8m2!3d39.0240603!4d-77.4072196!16s%2Fg%2F11cpf935c8?entry=tt
u&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDYwMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> , Sterling, VA. 20166".
Option 2: Take Route 7, West... continue past Reston, Herndon and Sterling.
After you pass Sterling Boulevard, take a LEFT onto Potomac View Road.
Potomac View Road turns into Nokes Boulevard at Cascades Parkway. Turn RIGHT onto Ridgetop Circle, followed by a RIGHT onto Manekin Plaza to: "45020
Manekin Plaza
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/46020+Manekin+Plz,+Sterling,+VA+20166/@39
.0240603,-77.4072196,878m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b639bbfdb65681:0x1
bc61472d6b7f57a!8m2!3d39.0240603!4d-77.4072196!16s%2Fg%2F11cpf935c8?entry=tt
u&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDYwMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> , Sterling, VA. 20166".
Or check the old fashioned way... GET A MAP!!
"45020 Manekin Plaza
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/46020+Manekin+Plz,+Sterling,+VA+20166/@39
.0240603,-77.4072196,878m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b639bbfdb65681:0x1
bc61472d6b7f57a!8m2!3d39.0240603!4d-77.4072196!16s%2Fg%2F11cpf935c8?entry=tt
u&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDYwMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> , Sterling, VA. 20166".
Park and look for wankers milling around. If you get lost... call AHHB at:
703.622.8697 (I won't answer, but it's good to know that I still have a
phone).
ON ON DIRECTIONS FROM START/FINISH:
From Nokes Boulevard, LEFT onto Cascades Boulevard, RIGHT onto Bartholomew Fair Drive. Turn LEFT onto Potomac Run Plaza to: "46280 Potomac Run Plaza, Sterling, VA. 20164"
Final Disclaimer: Bring dry clothes and shoes, bug spray, sunscreen (NOT!!),
condoms (as always... be safe!!), your grandmother's underwear (why... we
don't know. Hummm... or is it... you never know?), and your appetite for
some fine beers from all over the world!! And... finally... should we remind
you... shiggy-socks and/or PI Block.
QUESTIONS: Contact And How's Her Bush: AndHowsHerBush@fastmail.com<mailto:AndHowsHerBush@fastmail.com>
Or Call: 703-622-8697 And How's Her Bush (InBev for short)
| Hasher | Count |
|---|---|
| And How's Her Bush | 214 |
| The Udder Ho | 119 |
| Parent's Weekend | 105 |
| Herpiclies | 102 |
| Wookin' Pa Nub | 80 |
| Fingrrrrrrrrrr | 72 |
| Lumber Scat | 52 |
| 14 Karat C*ck | 51 |
| Lube Me Up Scotty | 43 |
| All The Way In | 42 |
| Running bhare | 42 |
| Dixie Queen | 41 |
| Porn To Fail | 38 |
| Field of Cream | 37 |
| Nuclear Jism | 37 |
| Sorest Rump | 36 |
| Tupperware | 35 |
| B*tch Where My Money? | 34 |
| I Cunt Hear U | 34 |
| $10 OAR | 33 |
| Doctor Cockulus | 33 |
| Holy Fuck | 26 |
| Lactose Tolerant | 26 |
| Fight of the Bumble Tree | 25 |
| Fire in the Cornhole | 25 |
| Free P*ssy to Good Home | 25 |
| Vaginger Monologues | 25 |
| She Fingered Me | 24 |
| Mini Barbarino | 23 |
| Gets Off Easy | 22 |
| Polish Face Polish | 20 |
| Certified Underwater Naval Technician | 19 |
| P.ENnIS | 19 |
| Skinny Dickens | 19 |
| Stick It In My Socket | 19 |
| Cum of a Cum of a Sailor | 18 |
| Dick Panties | 18 |
| So Hot I'll Turn You Gay | 18 |
| The Walking Head | 18 |
| Corn on the Cock | 17 |
| Gonna Prolly Spew | 17 |
| I'd Rather F*ck My Sister | 17 |
| Patent Pounding | 17 |
| White Kane | 17 |
| Penis Fly Trap | 16 |
| Silver Lining | 16 |
| Taster's Choice | 16 |
| Tikki Tooki Timbo No See Nimbo Booey-Hooey Bushy-Fooey Pom-Pom Nikki Nomi | 16 |
| AARPenis | 15 |
| Hood Whorenament | 15 |
| Horse Jerker | 15 |
| Fatboy Slim | 14 |
| Hug High-Five Ghost | 14 |
| Narcolingus | 14 |
| Strokin' My Wife Away | 14 |
| Air Spanker One | 13 |
| Busted Bush | 13 |
| Cradle To The Dreidel | 13 |
| Done in 6 Seconds | 13 |
| Dr. Strangelove | 13 |
| Little Cock That Won't | 13 |
| Mystery Hare!!! | 13 |
| Cop S Interruptus | 12 |
| Davy Crotch Itch | 12 |
| Dead Hare | 12 |
| Everyone's On My Ass | 12 |
| Lush of the Irish | 12 |
| The Great White Milf | 12 |
| Whorganic | 12 |
| Ass Ogre | 11 |
| Drillbert Stinker Dick the Cricket Negotiator | 11 |
| Gladiater | 11 |
| Sister's On Top | 11 |
| Watergate | 11 |
| Blackout Mount | 10 |
| CockSpur the Friendly Host | 10 |
| My Little Bologna Pony | 10 |
| No Name Nyet | 10 |
| Permanently Screwed | 10 |
| Red Roof Inn | 10 |
| The Otter Pink Meat | 10 |
| Bad Dog | 9 |
| Dick Trashy | 9 |
| I'm Falling And I Can't Get It Up | 9 |
| Metro Ho | 9 |
| Snatchasnorous | 9 |
| Doggie Madison | 8 |
| French Toasted | 8 |
| Lick That When You're Done | 8 |
| Obese Wan Kenobi | 8 |
| On On Ring Off | 8 |
| Put It In My Mouth Bitch | 8 |
| Rash on the Gash | 8 |
| Split Pussynality | 8 |
| Alaskan Craplegs | 7 |
| Amnesia Down There | 7 |
| Hermaphrodites on Unicycles | 7 |
| Hooked on Yonics | 7 |
| Like A Good Neighbor My Cooch Is Bare | 7 |
| MotorMouth | 7 |
| Pene en la Boca | 7 |
| Poonskin Cap | 7 |
| Seed Me After Class | 7 |
| The Whore of Sarajevo | 7 |
| Your Honor, I Suck Cock | 7 |
| Curb Job | 6 |
| Dr. Karen Amish Mechanic | 6 |
| O-69 | 6 |
| Pee-Wee's Gayhouse | 6 |
| Pencil Dick | 6 |
| Pussy Coast Highway | 6 |
| Shamrock Your Cock | 6 |
| Summer's Eve | 6 |
| Survival Of The Spitist | 6 |
| TBD | 6 |
| Typical Woman | 6 |
| Amber Alert | 5 |
| Chlorine Kills Everything | 5 |
| Concealed in my Camel-Toe | 5 |
| Daddy's Little Girl Swallows | 5 |
| DIY and Cry | 5 |
| Horse With No Name | 5 |
| I Can't Believe It is Not Herpes | 5 |
| Kinky Ketamine Caper | 5 |
| M.T.Me | 5 |
| Mark Twaint | 5 |
| Moroccan Mole | 5 |
| Mr. Softie | 5 |
| Passion of a Dumbass | 5 |
| Penetration Without Authorization | 5 |
| Pounds It Hard | 5 |
| Puke Me Up Buttercup | 5 |
| Rodem and Wrectum | 5 |
| Rodeo Fuck | 5 |
| Saskatchewsnatch | 5 |
| Stab My Cock | 5 |
| Taint My Juicy Pie | 5 |
| Three Holer | 5 |
| Uber Spewer | 5 |
| Up Her Alley | 5 |
| Whack-a-Mole | 5 |
| Whore Revoir | 5 |
| Beer Bitch | 4 |
| Boobin Hood | 4 |
| Bored of Erections | 4 |
| Buddhi Jump-Her | 4 |
| Bukake Derby | 4 |
| Coin Operated | 4 |
| Cum and Do Skipper | 4 |
| Dirty Dog | 4 |
| Everyone Got Some | 4 |
| Everything But the Kitchen Sink | 4 |
| Give Me Anal Or Give Me Meth | 4 |
| Grease Monkey | 4 |
| HazMatt | 4 |
| How Big Is Your Flower | 4 |
| Humpty Bunky | 4 |
| Hybred | 4 |
| Just Zach | 4 |
| Mouthful | 4 |
| Mr. GoodWench | 4 |
| Our Own Vanna | 4 |
| Penis Pen Pal | 4 |
| Quack Quack, Bitch | 4 |
| Quick Closing | 4 |
| Screws On First | 4 |
| Sir Shaves A Lot | 4 |
| Sleeping Boozy | 4 |
| Soft Serve Custer | 4 |
| Sweet Baby Jesus | 4 |
| Wine and Cheese | 4 |
| You Only Cum Once | 4 |
| Bumspringa | 3 |
| Can't Find Pussy In A Haystack | 3 |
| Can't Talk with My Mouth Full | 3 |
| Closet Slut | 3 |
| Cockodile Hunter | 3 |
| Commando Conundrum | 3 |
| Cunning Runt | 3 |
| Daddy's Little Fucktard | 3 |
| Dahmer | 3 |
| Deep Shit | 3 |
| Designer Bush | 3 |
| Dole in the Hole | 3 |
| Fish N Tits | 3 |
| Flatulating on Random Bitches | 3 |
| Foreskin Bloody Foreskin | 3 |
| Fox Twat | 3 |
| Friendly Thighs | 3 |
| Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks | 3 |
| Full Metal Balls | 3 |
| Geezer Pleaser | 3 |
| General Flo's Chicken | 3 |
| Ginger Snatch | 3 |
| Grinding Nemo | 3 |
| Hand 2 Hand Cumbat | 3 |
| Have You Seen My Precious? | 3 |
| I can tuna piana but I can't find your d*ck | 3 |
| Inca Stinka | 3 |
| Just Josh | 3 |
| Just Julie | 3 |
| Just Susan | 3 |
| La Whore de France | 3 |
| Mismanagement | 3 |
| Missing Link | 3 |
| Open Whore Policy | 3 |
| Pay Before you Pump | 3 |
| Pay Per View | 3 |
| Pebbles For Pussy | 3 |
| Please Step Away From The Whores | 3 |
| Pothole | 3 |
| Private Snowball | 3 |
| Pyro | 3 |
| Senior Doucheberg | 3 |
| Shea Coco Butthurt | 3 |
| Shit Tipped Dingaling (STD) | 3 |
| The Clorox Kid | 3 |
| Three Holes...No Waiting | 3 |
| Upper Cunt | 3 |
| 1000 Watt Twat | 2 |
| 32ChickenFucker1903.7(a) | 2 |
| Areola Borealis | 2 |
| Bite Me Elmo | 2 |
| Boobah the Beef Princess | 2 |
| Bow Chicka Bow Bow | 2 |
| Chasing the Beast | 2 |
| Chessnuts | 2 |
| Circular Breeding | 2 |
| Cruisin For a Vajuicin | 2 |
| Dallas | 2 |
| Dangerously Close | 2 |
| Double Ohhh Positive | 2 |
| Drunk and DisWhorederly | 2 |
| Dwarfus Interuptus | 2 |
| Dykon My Nikon | 2 |
| Elementary My Dear Twatson | 2 |
| Gay Ship Lollipop | 2 |
| Gerry A$$ Tricks | 2 |
| Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds | 2 |
| Grape Gape | 2 |
| Happy on his knees | 2 |
| Hareless | 2 |
| Heaven's Gape | 2 |
| I Faked Them All | 2 |
| I Lost My Keys In A Man Named Frisco | 2 |
| I R Gay | 2 |
| I'm Gonna Geek You Sucka | 2 |
| IMAX Climax | 2 |
| Jerkin the Gherkin | 2 |
| Just Beth | 2 |
| Just Stephanie | 2 |
| Just Steve | 2 |
| Just Wayne | 2 |
| Let's Go F*ck! | 2 |
| Liar Liar Vagina On Fire | 2 |
| Life Styles of The Wine And Anus | 2 |
| Lips & Assholes | 2 |
| Mathturbates | 2 |
| Muffaluffagous | 2 |
| My Nuts Ride Shotgun | 2 |
| Nail Me, Don't Jail Me | 2 |
| Naughty Pine | 2 |
| Naval Jelly | 2 |
| Need Hares | 2 |
| Nippoles Cage | 2 |
| No Time To Wipe | 2 |
| Osama Bin Hashing | 2 |
| Party Pooper | 2 |
| Possession of Swollen Goods | 2 |
| Purple Peter Eater | 2 |
| Red River Runs Through It | 2 |
| RoboCock | 2 |
| Runs With Bulls | 2 |
| Short Cummings | 2 |
| Slow To Cum | 2 |
| Spike | 2 |
| Spitz | 2 |
| Straight In the navy | 2 |
| Suck Toe Real Slow | 2 |
| Suckled To B | 2 |
| T.O.M. (All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat) | 2 |
| Target Practice | 2 |
| Tony Panda | 2 |
| Tooth Fairy | 2 |
| Tour Duh Whore | 2 |
| Trickle Treat | 2 |
| Vagina Minor | 2 |
| Virgin Avec Mary (VAM) | 2 |
| Whore Chicken | 2 |
| Wreath Around | 2 |
| You Must Be This Tall To Ride | 2 |
| 3 Holer | 1 |
| 6 FROM BEHIND | 1 |
| A$$hole Cheese Slammer | 1 |
| Anal Roseary Beads | 1 |
| Arrested Development | 1 |
| Assault My Ass | 1 |
| Billy Goat Mother F*cker | 1 |
| BloJack | 1 |
| Blue Balls Blocker | 1 |
| Blue Bear | 1 |
| Broken Dicklish | 1 |
| Bumper StickHer | 1 |
| C: <ENTER> ### | 1 |
| Camo Sutra | 1 |
| Cheap A$$ Gigilo | 1 |
| Checkered Fag | 1 |
| Chock Full of Cock | 1 |
| Choo Choo in the Poo Poo | 1 |
| Close Your Eyes & Hope 4 the Breast | 1 |
| Crash Test Dummy | 1 |
| Cum Brue Lay | 1 |
| Cum O Yee Faithful | 1 |
| Deer Penthouse | 1 |
| Department of Vegetable Affairs | 1 |
| Dick In The Eye | 1 |
| Dildo Baggins | 1 |
| Dildo Shaggins | 1 |
| Doctor Karen Amish Horse Dumpster Mechanic | 1 |
| Double Stack | 1 |
| Dual Airbags | 1 |
| Dude No Insertion | 1 |
| Dungeons and Dragqueens | 1 |
| EEE! EEE! EEE! | 1 |
| Elaine BenAss | 1 |
| Erectional Officer | 1 |
| Explodes On Impact | 1 |
| F By Numbers | 1 |
| Fakers Dozen | 1 |
| Field of Creams | 1 |
| Flamming Unit Jr | 1 |
| Flour Puff | 1 |
| Fluffer | 1 |
| For Sale or Rent | 1 |
| Foreskin and Seven Men Ago | 1 |
| Four Floors and Seven Seconds Ago | 1 |
| FU Long Time | 1 |
| Fuck Her Punch | 1 |
| Fud Mucker | 1 |
| Gavel Gobbler | 1 |
| Gay Station | 1 |
| GBOF | 1 |
| Get Off the Babysitter | 1 |
| Gimme an Oohhh | 1 |
| Go F Yourself | 1 |
| Golden Showers | 1 |
| Great White Lie | 1 |
| Guidance Cuntselor | 1 |
| Hasher Humper | 1 |
| I Don't Ride Bitch | 1 |
| I Streak In Syria | 1 |
| I'm Not Horny, He's my brother | 1 |
| I've Fallen And I Can't Get Off | 1 |
| IHOV | 1 |
| Immaculate Deception | 1 |
| In-Cumming!!! | 1 |
| Indecent Proposal | 1 |
| IO Watchin' You | 1 |
| Itemized Seductions | 1 |
| Ivy Licker | 1 |
| JizzRcize 5 Guys | 1 |
| John Cougar Melon Tramp | 1 |
| Just Alex | 1 |
| Just Alyssa | 1 |
| Just Brittany | 1 |
| Just Carl | 1 |
| Just Christie | 1 |
| Just Christina F | 1 |
| Just Dan | 1 |
| Just Daniel | 1 |
| Just Don | 1 |
| Just Donald | 1 |
| Just Donna Lee | 1 |
| Just Dusty | 1 |
| Just Elissa | 1 |
| Just Eric | 1 |
| Just Finnegan | 1 |
| Just Gary | 1 |
| Just Grady | 1 |
| Just Ishu | 1 |
| Just Janice | 1 |
| Just Jeremy | 1 |
| Just Jess | 1 |
| Just Johnny | 1 |
| Just Jolie | 1 |
| Just Joseph | 1 |
| Just Karl | 1 |
| Just Kate | 1 |
| Just Kirsten | 1 |
| Just Laurie | 1 |
| Just Lynda | 1 |
| Just Maggie | 1 |
| Just Mallory | 1 |
| Just Marcus | 1 |
| Just Marisa | 1 |
| Just Meesh | 1 |
| Just Michael | 1 |
| Just Mike | 1 |
| Just Mo | 1 |
| Just Olga | 1 |
| Just Pandora | 1 |
| Just Pat | 1 |
| Just Pavonka | 1 |
| Just Rachelle | 1 |
| Just Robert | 1 |
| Just Sharif | 1 |
| Just Stephen | 1 |
| Just Tim | 1 |
| Just Tori | 1 |
| Just Tricia | 1 |
| Just Wade | 1 |
| Just Yuliya | 1 |
| Kiel Bastard | 1 |
| Kiss My Axiom | 1 |
| Knee Deep Pussy High | 1 |
| Knock Knock It's Daddy | 1 |
| Laserpuss | 1 |
| Lassie | 1 |
| Late Cummer | 1 |
| Late Nite Drive Thru | 1 |
| Lazer Shit | 1 |
| Leave It For Beaver | 1 |
| Left It On For Length | 1 |
| Little Big One | 1 |
| Little DebuTwat | 1 |
| M.I.C Och Shoots Blanks | 1 |
| Mary Mary Cunt-So-Hairy | 1 |
| Master Queef Petty Fucker | 1 |
| Mattress, Queen of the jungle juice | 1 |
| Meet the Parents | 1 |
| Mellow Foreskin Cheese | 1 |
| Mount Me Tender Mount Me Quickly | 1 |
| Mowgli | 1 |
| My Ass Hurts | 1 |
| Nasty When Wet | 1 |
| Nasty Whisky Stick | 1 |
| Necropheliairlines | 1 |
| Nice Shoes Wanna F*ck | 1 |
| NightStalker | 1 |
| Not A Real Cop [NARC] | 1 |
| Octopussy | 1 |
| One Eye Willie | 1 |
| Operation Tank Repo | 1 |
| Oral Birth Control | 1 |
| Parallel Porking | 1 |
| Peek-a-poo | 1 |
| Piece of Ass Ogre | 1 |
| PITA | 1 |
| Plivates Plactice | 1 |
| Poon Toupee | 1 |
| Princess Jizzmine | 1 |
| Pussy - It's What's For Dinner | 1 |
| Radioactive Cum Swallower | 1 |
| Raise My Titanic | 1 |
| Read Between The Slime | 1 |
| Red Foreskin | 1 |
| Road Whore | 1 |
| Rocky Whore | 1 |
| Rough Put | 1 |
| S. S. Minnow | 1 |
| Sargasm | 1 |
| SemiCuntDuctor | 1 |
| SerLan SaLittle | 1 |
| Shit Or Get Off The Pot | 1 |
| Side Show Boobs | 1 |
| Sizzle Sack | 1 |
| Slurpee | 1 |
| Smell my Fish | 1 |
| Snap Crackle Poop | 1 |
| Sour Snatch My Rubber Back | 1 |
| Spinal Tap | 1 |
| Sucks It Blue | 1 |
| SWWAT | 1 |
| Taste the Rainblow | 1 |
| TBOS | 1 |
| Telecummer | 1 |
| Test Tube Baby | 1 |
| Thanks, But I Can't Fit It In | 1 |
| The Hebrew SlamHer | 1 |
| Third Base Cooch | 1 |
| Three Laws of Never Getting Laid | 1 |
| Triple Nipple | 1 |
| Uncoordinated Slippery Seaman Receptacle | 1 |
| We Got a Bleeder | 1 |
| Where's the Beef? | 1 |
| Whorespower | 1 |
| Will Squat for Beer | 1 |
| Winter Wookie Bush | 1 |
| Yariben | 1 |