Description: Hummm...
ever notice how 98% of Nub trails are around Glory Days? Or a
Lumberscat trail from downtown Herndon, or "Shall we dance" with Sorest
Rump? Well... the same can be said about the frequence of Tuesday's
location for AHHB!! Same location, different trail!!
Hopefully,
it won't rain on us... but that will NOT be the major factor in keeping
you dry!! Plenty of mixture of soft and hard terrain... four miles for the
runners and two for the walkers.
Start Address: 20789 Great Falls Plaza Sterling, VA 20166
D'erections:
WHERE: "START" location for this week's So Happy Its Tuesday trail is in front of: "Velocity Wings (or whatever it's called now...)": at: "20789 Great Falls Plaza. Sterling, VA 20166".
METRO: SORRY... NOT THIS WEEK: If you're waiting for metro... you'll never get there!! Bye a car!! We are BIG KIDS... WE DRIVE.
DRIVING:
From Sterling:
Find your way to Route 7, East. Take the EXIT for Algonkian Parkway (that would be a LEFT... a RIGHT would be toward Fairfax County Parkway. Continue on Algonkian Parkway for approx. 2.0 miles. Take a LEFT onto Lowes Island Boulevard into the Great Falls Plaza Shopping Center. Park in front of Velocity Wings and look for deviants.
From Herndon/Reston:
Find your way to Route 7100, Fairfax County Parkway, North. Continue on Fairfax County Parkway, North over Route 7. Fairfax County Parkway turns into Algonkian Parkway. Continue on Algonkian Parkway for approx. 2.0 miles. Take a LEFT onto Lowes Island Boulevard into the Great Falls Plaza Shopping Center. Park in front of Velocity Wings and look for deviants.
From the Beltway:
Take the Dulles Toll Road (267). Pass through the first set of tolls ($4.00 pre-hash contribution) and take the first EXIT
for Route 7 (or you can take the Route 7 EXIT off of I-495 and travel
through Tysons Corner without paying tolls). At the end of the ramp...
take a RIGHT onto Route 7, West. Go through a million lights... for like a million miles (or... approximately 8 1/2 miles). Take the EXIT for Algonkian Parkway (that would be a RIGHT... a LEFT would be toward Fairfax County Parkway. Continue on Algonkian Parkway for approx. 2.0 miles. Take a LEFT onto Lowes Island Boulevard into the Great Falls Plaza Shopping Center. Park in front of Velocity Wings and look for deviants.
Or check the old fashioned way... GET A MAP!!
(Velocity Wings; 20789 Great Falls Plaza, Sterling, VA)
(ADC Map: Northern VA Map 02, A1-B1 Loud)
Park
and look for wankers milling around. If you get lost... call AHHB at:
703.622.8697 (I won't answer, but it's good to know that I still have a
phone).
OnOnOn Address: On-On-On: "Velocity Wings (or whatever it's called now...)": at: "20789 Great Falls Plaza. Sterling, VA 20166" (or wherever you've gotten lost!).
Notes:
ADD'L INFO: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!!
Miscellaneous: Trail will be... A to A':
Dog Friendly Factor: Tough Dogs Only...
Stroller Friendly Factor: Walkers' Trail... NOT!!
Final Disclaimer:
Bring dry clothes and shoes, bug spray, sunscreen (NOT!!), condoms (as
always... be safe!!), your grandmother's underwear (why... we don't know.
Hummm... or is it... you never know?), and your appetite for some fine beers
from all over the world!! And... finally... should we remind you...
shiggy-socks and/or PI Block.
Oh... and please don't forget those beautiful, young female virgins!!
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