Description: Out with the old... In with the new!!
Another year for the So Happy It's Tuesday Hash House Harriers has come to a
close (actually... closed and beyond), but... we didn't want to continue
into the new year without celebrating this past season. Most wankers refer
this to an AGM (Annual General Meeting), where all of those who come on a
regular basis and anyone that has blessed us with their presence are
welcome. But there is NO MEETING, so let's just call what it is... an End of
Year Celebration!!
It's a time to say "Thank You" to those that have worked tirelessly to
ensure that the masses have an adventure that they can store for future
memory. It's "Thanks" to Gonna Prolly Spew (GPS) for being the Hash Master
(and now a Grand Master for S.H.*.T.), Fight of the Bumble Tree (Religious
Advisor), Lumberscat (Hare Razer & Media Slut), Polish Face Polish (or is it
"Polish Face Polish", who stepped in to Haberdash).
These are not the only faces that deserve a BIG HUG AND THANK YOU, because
we still need individuals that hare our trails and there are a lot of them
to be thankful for. To mention a few (besides those already mentioned
above): Workin' Pa Nub, Horse Jerker, Sorest Rump, The Udder Ho,
Fingerrrerrrrr, TWOS, Dr. C*ckulus, Herpicles, Parent's Weekend, $10 Oar,
Skinny Dickens, Humpty Bunky and many, many more!!
So come on out... we will have Trail, Good Food, Beer and a little something
for everyone who blesses our End of Year Celebration!!
BRING A CHAIR!! If you think the day will be too much for you... BRING A
TENT!! That's right... if you don't want to drive home, plenty of room to
pitch a tent!! If need be... throw down a sleeping bag inside.
COST: $25.00
START TIME: 2:00pm (hares away at 2:15pm, pack away at 2:30pm)
Start Address: 16655 Chestnut Overlook Drive, Purcellville, VA 20132
D'erections: "START" location for this special So Happy Its Tuesday event is at
the And How's Her Bush Manor
METRO: SORRY... NOT THIS LOCATION: We are in Purcellville for Pete's Sake
(by the way... does anyone know who "Pete" even is?). Besides... we are BIG
KIDS... WE DRIVE.!!
DRIVING:
16655 Chestnut Overlook Drive, Purcellville, VA 20132
From Sterling/Herndon/Reston:
Find your way to Route 7, Wast. Take the EXIT for VA-287 S toward
Purcellville (stay in the RIGHT lane). At the end of the EXIT ramp, take a
LEFT... onto VA-287 (stay in the RIGHT lane). In 2 tenths of a mile, turn
RIGHT onto Hurst Road and continue for approx 1 1/2 miles, then turn RIGHT onto
State Route 611, Purcellville Road. Continue for approx.. 8 tenths of a mile
and turn LEFT onto Chestnut Overlook Drive. The location will be approx.. 6
tenths on your LEFT
From the Beltway:
Take the Dulles Toll Road (267). Pass through the first set of tolls ($4.00
pre-hash contribution) and take the first EXIT for Route 7 (or you can take
the Route 7 EXIT off I-495 and travel through Tysons Corner without paying
tolls). At the end of the ramp... take a RIGHT onto Route 7, West. Go
through a million lights... for like a million miles (or... approximately
19.8 miles) to the EXIT for Route 7/Route 15 Bypass and continue for another
10.5 miles. Take the EXIT for VA-287 S toward Purcellville (stay in the
RIGHT lane). At the end of the EXIT ramp, take a LEFT... onto VA-287 (stay
in the RIGHT lane). In 2 tenths of a mile, turn RIGHT onto Hurst Road and
continue for approx 1 1/2 miles, then turn RIGHT onto State Route 611,
Purcellville Road. Continue for approx.. 8 tenths of a mile and turn LEFT
onto Chestnut Overlook Drive. The location will be approx.. 6 tenths on your
LEFT
Option to the directions above: Continue on the Dulles Toll Road (267) to
the EXIT for Route 28, North (another $2.00 pre-hash contribution) and
continue on Route 28, North and merge onto Route 7, West to the EXIT for
Route 7/Route 15 Bypass and continue with the directions above.
Or check the old fashioned way... GET A MAP!!
Park and look for wankers milling around. If you get lost... call AHHB at:
703.622.8697 (I won't answer, but it's good to know that I still have a
phone).
OnOnOn Address: Monk's Barbeque
Notes:
COST: $25.00
START TIME: 2:00pm (hares away at 2:15pm, pack away at 2:30pm)
ADD'L INFO: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!!
Miscellaneous: Trail will be... A to A
Dog Friendly Factor: Tough Dogs Only...
Stroller Friendly Factor: Walkers' Trail... NOT!!
Final Disclaimer: Bring dry clothes and shoes, bug spray, sunscreen (NOT!!),
condoms (as always... be safe!!), your grandmother's underwear (why... we
don't know. Hummm... or is it... you never know?), and your appetite for
some fine beers from all over the world!! And... finally... should we remind
you... shiggy-socks and/or PI Block.
Oh... and please don't forget those beautiful, young female virgins!!
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