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Trail 856: The "Back to the Pub" Trail

Hares: And How's Her Bush, The Walking Head, Pyro

Location: 1515 Chain Bridge Road, McLean, VA 22101.

Date: July 24, 2018

Okay... so... let's keep this short.

 

By the way... speaking of 'short'... have you ever read WH4's hareline? WHOA!!

 

First... there is this big drama story... followed by directions on how to use condoms. Then they tell you the hareline for the next ten years... add some jokes... and the hot spots to meet around town!!

 

Not me... I like to keep these things short and simple... you know... just the facts!!

 

It reminds me of one time... Oh... I was about three and my mom told me and my brother to go out and play with the trains. Now that I think about it... I think she was trying to get rid of us? But... I digress... This week's trail is not just about the trail... but about the OnOnOn, you know... like Herpicles and his Chuys?

 

What does it say about an owner of a bar and several restaurants, who has been in this country for almost like forever... and he still can't speak English?

 

And the Afghan, who finally became a U.S. Citizen, who use to be a bartender of said Pub, who actually helped hare a hare with me here. And... then there are the other locals... I think there are like ten Mikes and few Bobs, but only one Zeke. And the same bartenders have been there for as long as I know.

 

So... to keep this short... Cum out to trail... drink be merry and let's ALL go to the Pub!!

 

 

On Out... AHHB

 

 

With that being said... this week's trail will "START" is behind the McLean Professional Park at:
1515 Chain Bridge Road, McLean, VA  22101.

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Hasher Count
And How's Her Bush193
The Udder Ho103
Parent's Weekend91
Herpicles76
14 Karat C*ck51
Lube Me Up Scotty43
All The Way In42
Porn To Fail38
Field of Cream37
Nuclear Jism37
Running Bare36
Tupperware35
B*tch Where My Money?34
Wookin' Pa Nub34
Dixie Queen33
Fingrrrrrrrrrr28
Holy Fuck26
Lactose Tolerant26
Fire in the Cornhole25
Free P*ssy to Good Home25
I Cunt Hear U25
She Fingered Me24
Mini Barbarino23
Gets Off Easy22
Vaginger Monologues22
Certified Underwater Naval Technician19
Stick It In My Socket19
Cum of a Cum of a Sailor18
Doctor Cockulus18
So Hot I'll Turn You Gay18
Corn on the Cock17
I'd Rather F*ck My Sister17
Patent Pounding17
White Kane17
Silver Lining16
Tikki Tooki Timbo No See Nimbo Booey-Hooey Bushy-Fooey Pom-Pom Nikki Nomi16
Hood Whorenament15
Fatboy Slim14
Narcolingus14
Strokin' My Wife Away14
Taster's Choice14
Air Spanker One13
Done in 6 Seconds13
Little Cock That Won't13
Cop S Interruptus12
Cradle To The Dreidel12
Davy Crotch Itch12
Dead Hare12
Lush of the Irish12
Mystery Hare!!!12
P.ENnIS12
Ass Ogre11
Dick Panties11
Gladiater11
Sister's On Top11
Watergate11
AAR Penis10
CockSpur the Friendly Host10
My Little Bologna Pony10
Permanently Screwed10
Red Roof Inn10
The Great White Milf10
The Otter Pink Meat10
Bad Dog9
Dick Trashy9
Everyone's On My Ass9
I'm Falling And I Can't Get It Up9
Metro Ho9
Snatchasnorous9
The Walking Head9
Doggie Madison8
Dr. Strangelove8
Lick That When You're Done8
No Name Nyet8
Obese Wan Kenobi8
On On Ring Off8
Rash on the Gash8
Split Pussynality8
$10 OAR7
Hermaphrodites on Unicycles7
Hooked on Yonics7
Horse Jerker7
Like A Good Neighbor My Cooch Is Bare7
MotorMouth7
Pene en la Boca7
Penis Fly Trap7
Poonskin Cap7
Seed Me After Class7
Your Honor, I Suck Cock7
Curb Job6
French Toasted6
Lumber Scat6
O-696
Pee-Wee's Gayhouse6
Pencil Dick6
Pussy Coast Highway6
Skinny Dickens6
Summer's Eve6
TBD6
Typical Woman6
Amber Alert5
Busted Bush5
Chlorine Kills Everything5
Concealed in my Camel-Toe5
Daddy's Little Girl Swallows5
DIY and Cry5
Drillbert Stinker Dick the Cricket Negotiator5
I Can't Believe It is Not Herpes5
M.T.Me 5
Mark Twaint5
Moroccan Mole5
Mr. Softie5
Passion of a Dumbass5
Penetration Without Authorization5
Puke Me Up Buttercup5
Rodem and Wrectum5
Rodeo Fuck5
Saskatchewsnatch5
Stab My Cock5
Survival Of The Spitist5
Taint My Juicy Pie5
Three Holer5
Up Her Alley5
Whack-a-Mole5
Beer Bitch4
Boobin Hood4
Bored of Erections4
Buddhi Jump-Her4
Bukake Derby4
Coin Operated4
Cum and Do Skipper4
Dirty Dog4
Everyone Got Some4
Everything But the Kitchen Sink4
Grease Monkey4
HazMatt4
How Big Is Your Flower4
Just Zach4
Mr. GoodWench4
Our Own Vanna4
Penis Pen Pal4
Quack Quack, Bitch4
Quick Closing4
Screws On First4
Shamrock Your Cock4
Sir Shaves A Lot4
Soft Serve Custer4
Wine and Cheese4
You Only Cum Once4
Can't Find Pussy In A Haystack3
Closet Slut3
Cockodile Hunter3
Cunning Runt3
Daddy's Little Fucktard3
Dahmer3
Deep Shit3
Designer Bush3
Dole in the Hole3
Fish N Tits3
Flatulating on Random Bitches3
Foreskin Bloody Foreskin3
Fox Twat3
Friendly Thighs3
Full Metal Balls3
Geezer Pleaser3
General Flo's Chicken3
Hand 2 Hand Cumbat3
I can tuna piana but I can't find your d*ck3
Just Julie3
Just Susan3
La Whore de France3
Missing Link3
Pay Before you Pump3
Pay Per View3
Please Step Away From The Whores3
Pothole3
Private Snowball3
Shit Tipped Dingaling (STD)3
Sorest Rump3
The Clorox Kid3
Three Holes...No Waiting3
1000 Watt Twat2
32ChickenFucker1903.7(a)2
Areola Borealis2
Bite Me Elmo2
Boobah the Beef Princess2
Chasing the Beast2
Chessnuts2
Circular Breeding2
Dangerously Close2
Double Ohhh Positive2
Drunk and DisWhorederly2
Dykon My Nikon2
Gay Ship Lollipop2
Gerry A$$ Tricks2
Ginger Snatch2
Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds2
Happy on his knees2
Hareless2
Have You Seen My Precious?2
I Faked Them All2
I Lost My Keys In A Man Named Frisco2
I R Gay2
I'm Gonna Geek You Sucka2
Jerkin the Gherkin2
Just Beth2
Just Wayne2
Life Styles of The Wine And Anus2
Lips & Assholes2
Mathturbates2
Mismanagement2
Mouthful2
Muffaluffagous2
My Nuts Ride Shotgun2
Nail Me, Don't Jail Me2
Naughty Pine2
Naval Jelly2
Need Hares2
Nippoles Cage2
No Time To Wipe2
Osama Bin Hashing2
Party Pooper2
Possession of Swollen Goods 2
Purple Peter Eater2
Pyro2
Red River Runs Through It2
RoboCock2
Runs With Bulls2
Slow To Cum2
Spike2
Spitz2
Suckled To B 2
T.O.M. (All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat)2
Target Practice2
The Whore of Sarajevo2
Tooth Fairy2
Tour Duh Whore2
Trickle Treat2
Vagina Minor2
Virgin Avec Mary (VAM)2
Whore Chicken2
Wreath Around2
You Must Be This Tall To Ride2
3 Holer1
A$$hole Cheese Slammer1
Anal Roseary Beads1
Arrested Development1
Assault My Ass1
Billy Goat Mother F*cker1
BloJack1
Blue Balls Blocker1
Blue Bear1
Broken Dicklish1
Bumper StickHer1
Bumspringa1
C: <ENTER> ###1
Camo Sutra1
Cheap A$$ Gigilo1
Checkered Fag1
Chock Full of Cock1
Choo Choo in the Poo Poo1
Close Your Eyes & Hope 4 the Breast1
Crash Test Dummy1
Cum Brue Lay1
Cum O Yee Faithful1
Deer Penthouse1
Department of Vegetable Affairs1
Dick In The Eye1
Dildo Shaggins1
Dual Airbags1
Dude No Insertion1
Dungeons and Dragqueens1
EEE! EEE! EEE!1
Elaine BenAss1
Erectional Officer1
Explodes On Impact1
F By Numbers1
Fakers Dozen1
Flamming Unit Jr1
Fluffer1
Foreskin and Seven Men Ago1
Four Floors and Seven Seconds Ago1
FU Long Time1
Fud Mucker1
Gavel Gobbler1
Gay Station1
GBOF1
Get Off the Babysitter1
Gimme an Oohhh1
Go F Yourself1
Golden Showers1
Great White Lie1
Grinding Nemo1
Guidance Cuntselor1
Hasher Humper1
I Don't Ride Bitch1
I'm Not Horny, He's my brother1
IHOV1
Immaculate Deception1
In-Cumming!!!1
Indecent Proposal1
IO Watchin' You1
Itemized Seductions1
Ivy Licker1
JizzRcize 5 Guys1
Just Alyssa1
Just Brittany1
Just Christina F1
Just Dan1
Just Daniel 1
Just Don1
Just Donald1
Just Donna Lee1
Just Dusty1
Just Elissa1
Just Eric1
Just Erin1
Just Finnegan1
Just Gary1
Just Ishu1
Just Janice1
Just Jeremy1
Just Johnny1
Just Jolie1
Just Joseph1
Just Karl1
Just Kate1
Just Laurie1
Just Lynda1
Just Maggie1
Just Marcus1
Just Marisa1
Just Meesh1
Just Michael1
Just Mike1
Just Mo1
Just Olga1
Just Pat1
Just Pavonka1
Just Rachelle1
Just Robert1
Just Sharif1
Just Stephanie1
Just Stephen1
Just Steve1
Just Tim1
Just Tori1
Just Tricia1
Just Wade1
Just Yuliya1
Kiel Bastard1
Kiss My Axiom1
Knee Deep Pussy High1
Lassie1
Late Cummer1
Late Nite Drive Thru1
Lazer Shit1
Leave It For Beaver1
Left It On For Length1
Little Big One1
Little DebuTwat1
M.I.C Och Shoots Blanks1
Mary Mary Cunt-So-Hairy1
Master Queef Petty Fucker1
Mattress, Queen of the jungle juice1
Meet the Parents1
Mellow Foreskin Cheese1
Mount Me Tender Mount Me Quickly1
Mowgli1
My Ass Hurts1
Nasty When Wet1
Nasty Whisky Stick1
Necropheliairlines1
Nice Shoes Wanna F*ck1
Not A Real Cop [NARC]1
Octopussy1
One Eye Willie1
Oral Birth Control1
Piece of Ass Ogre1
PITA1
Plivates Plactice1
Poon Toupee1
Red Foreskin1
Road Whore1
Rocky Whore1
Rough Put1
S. S. Minnow1
Sargasm1
SemiCuntDuctor1
Senior Doucheberg1
SerLan SaLittle1
Shit Or Get Off The Pot1
Short Cummings1
Side Show Boobs1
Sizzle Sack1
Slurpee1
Smell my Fish1
Snap Crackle Poop1
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back1
Spinal Tap1
Sucks It Blue1
Taste the Rainblow1
TBOS1
Telecummer1
Test Tube Baby1
The Hebrew SlamHer1
Third Base Cooch1
Three Laws of Never Getting Laid1
Triple Nipple1
We Got a Bleeder1
Where's the Beef?1
Whorespower1
Yariben1